The surgeon gave me the specimen, said it was ileum. A bit later the circulator asked me what we calling the specimen. I told her ileum, or Troy, her choice. She said "Oh".
Nobody gets my jokes.
Showing posts with label circulators. Show all posts
Showing posts with label circulators. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tying me up.
Dear Circulator,
I have timed myself. It takes between 20 and 25 seconds for me to put my gloves on. I have also timed you. It takes about ten seconds for you to fasten my neck and tie the waist tie. You must wait at most 15 seconds for me to finish gloving so that I can turn. So why do you walk away every time and make me chase across the room. Can't you wait a few seconds or is tucking the patient's arms really that urgent.
I have timed myself. It takes between 20 and 25 seconds for me to put my gloves on. I have also timed you. It takes about ten seconds for you to fasten my neck and tie the waist tie. You must wait at most 15 seconds for me to finish gloving so that I can turn. So why do you walk away every time and make me chase across the room. Can't you wait a few seconds or is tucking the patient's arms really that urgent.
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