Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Tying me up.

Dear Circulator,

I have timed myself. It takes between 20 and 25 seconds for me to put my gloves on. I have also timed you. It takes about ten seconds for you to fasten my neck and tie the waist tie. You must wait at most 15 seconds for me to finish gloving so that I can turn. So why do you walk away every time and make me chase across the room. Can't you wait a few seconds or is tucking the patient's arms really that urgent.

1 comment:

Barry said...

You really should work on your titling. I thought this would be either a German short, porn, or German short porn, don't ask.